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mothabeyonce:

My mom is ALWAYS saying how rich Beyoncé is and doesn’t do anything to give back to people. I just showed her the article about Bey giving $7 million to the homeless in Houston and I was like:

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My Wishes for Every Black Girl

soypanda:

may your edges be full and bountiful

may your hair always stay moisturized

may your brow game strengthen with every coming day

may your knees and elbows never be ashy

"Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are."
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Frank Ocean (via quotestuff)

OH SHIT

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My visit to get screened for cancer:

Nurse:  "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me:  "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse:  "So he's your...."
Me:  "Friend."
Nurse:  (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me:  "11."
Nurse:  "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me:  "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse:  "You're sexually active, then."
Me:  "Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse:  "How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me:  "Uh. 0."
Nurse:  "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me:  "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse:  "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me:  "With homosexuality."
Nurse:  
Me:  
Nurse:  
Me:  "I fuck girls."